area 51: secure!
after much preparation and planning, area 51 is secure and ready for the masses. queue the soundtrack!

no worries, FEMA is on site!

FEMA and the National Guard: teamwork!

an early view from HQ at approx. 19:00 hrs.

the radiation inspections were efficent. minimal impact to the population.

the x-files was a documentary. really.

there was one small alien uprising.

alien secured in a tree.

the aftermath: minimal FEMA casualities. oddly, the crowd was unsympathetic with respect to the FEMA kills. hmm. brownie was able to stay on message, though. the population was most concerned about the state of their subsidy checks. brownie: "your checks are in the mail."

aliens collected and secure. approximately 22:30 hrs.

by the end of the night anne's eyes were glowing.
